Welcome to Tanned2Bitz
The brand that burns boring to the ground.
We’re not your average tanning brand — and that’s exactly the point.
We’re here for one thing and one thing only: skin that glows harder, hotter, and louder than your attitude ever could.
Forget fake. Forget filters. Forget fitting in.
At Tanned2Bitz, we don’t do subtle. We don’t do safe. We do standout – bold, bronzed, and bitz-down unstoppable.
Our formulas are fierce, our products are potent, and our results? Unapologetically next level.
Whether you're chasing that deep, dangerous tan or just here to play with fire, you're in the right place.
This is the glow-up your therapist warned you about.
Welcome to the chaos. Welcome to the bronze rebellion.
Welcome to Tanned2Bitz.
We started just two years ago with a bold mission:
Take over the tan game.
Not play nice. Not play it safe. Just completely flip the industry on its head.
What began in the UK as a chaotic idea cooked up between sunbed sessions and savage product trials turned into something real – fast.
We were mixing, testing, failing, and glowing… long before we had a brand name or a following. Just pure obsession, ambition, and a refusal to settle for the boring, watered-down tans the industry kept pushing.
Now?
We’ve grown from those early messy batches to a cult-followed brand with a full-blown product line, a wild-ass community, and zero chill.
We don’t follow trends – we start them.
We don’t copy formulas – we create chaos.
And we never launch a product unless it hits like a heatwave and delivers that Tanned2Bitz level glow.
We’re not here to compete. We’re here to dominate.
And trust us – this is just the warm-up.
Right now? We’re proudly UK-based and thriving.
Born in the North, raised on chaos, and built on pure obsession with glow, we’ve made serious noise across the UK tan scene.
But this? This is just home base.
The world’s next. And we’re not asking permission.
International domination is loading.
New countries. New climates. New babes to bronze.
We’re expanding fast, and we’re bringing that signature Tanned2Bitz heat with us - full throttle, no brakes.
Expect wild new formulas, limited edition launches, and global takeovers that hit just as hard overseas as they do at home.
We’ve built something real, and soon we’re taking the whole thing worldwide.
This isn’t just a brand. It’s a glow movement.
And it’s about to go global.